Converation Tonight

Daddy: Ethan, do you have bigger feet or smaller feet than Mommy?
Ethan: U, I have smaller feet than Mommy, but I have a bigger penis!
Mommy: Ethan, Mommy doesn't have a penis, she is not a boy, she is a girl.
Ethan: But Daddy has one, just like me, but Mommy, she doesn't have one.
Mommy: That's right Ethan, you and Daddy have penises. Mommy and Ia (Olivia) don't.
(cut to Olivia yelling PENIS and pointing you know where)
Ethan: Where IS your penis Mommy?
Mommy: Well girls don't have penises honey, they have vaginas.
(cut to Olivia yelling out GINA!!!!!!!!!!)
Ethan: Yes, that's right you and Ia have v-gina, no penis like Daddy and me.